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#1 BlountWolf

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Posted 22 June 2007 - 03:08 PM

I was just outside, and it got me thinking about various sayings that start with "it's hotter than...."

My favorite:

It's hotter than two rats making love in a wool sock.

What's some other ones you guys can think of?

#2 BlountWolf

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Posted 22 June 2007 - 03:19 PM

Heh... just saw another funny one. "Hotter than two goats in a pepper patch."

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Posted 22 June 2007 - 03:23 PM

...balls.

It's not supposed to make any sense. It's just something that me and a few of my friends use comparitively for pretty much anything. Why? Just because.

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Posted 22 June 2007 - 03:29 PM

QUOTE(Daniel Lamb @ Jun 22 2007, 3:23 pm) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...balls.

It's not supposed to make any sense. It's just something that me and a few of my friends use comparitively for pretty much anything. Why? Just because.

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It's so hot, the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs

Edited by Stormlover, 22 June 2007 - 03:35 PM.

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Posted 22 June 2007 - 03:37 PM

20 Hells..
Blue Blazes
Hotter than hell in hells kitchen
Hotter than a cat on a hot tin roof.
Hotter than a snakes butt in a wagon rut

Drum Roll...

And since Daniel started it..

It's hotter than a four balled tomcat.. icon_smile.gif

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Posted 22 June 2007 - 03:40 PM

It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog

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Posted 22 June 2007 - 03:44 PM

QUOTE(Stormlover @ Jun 22 2007, 3:40 pm) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog


That's good - hadn't heard that one before!

#8 BlountWolf

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Posted 22 June 2007 - 03:44 PM

Hehe... good ones.

Edited by BlountWolf, 22 June 2007 - 03:45 PM.


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Posted 22 June 2007 - 03:58 PM

I like the rats and the wool sock, but I've always heard it with squirrels....

Another of my favorites is - hotter than hell's waiting room

#10 BlountWolf

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Posted 22 June 2007 - 04:04 PM

QUOTE(duckfetchr @ Jun 22 2007, 3:58 pm) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I like the rats and the wool sock, but I've always heard it with squirrels....


I saw online a bit ago the same one, but with gophers. Guess it's a generic "furry woodland rodent" thing. icon_smile.gif

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Posted 22 June 2007 - 04:29 PM

my husband said to add:  hotter than a whore house on nickel night
                                      hotter than a 2 peckered (sp?) alleycat

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Posted 22 June 2007 - 04:37 PM

QUOTE(DestinNative @ Jun 22 2007, 4:29 pm) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
my husband said to add:  hotter than a whore house on nickel night
                                      hotter than a 2 peckered (sp?) alleycat


Yeah, the extra genitalia on a known promiscuous animal is a common one as well - I heard that one with a billy goat.

Here's another one I like:

It's hotter than a pair of sweat pants full of barbecue.

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Posted 22 June 2007 - 05:24 PM

My dad said he was told today it was "hotter than a crackheads crack pipe".

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Posted 22 June 2007 - 05:38 PM

QUOTE(*~*Rachael*~* @ Jun 22 2007, 10:24 pm) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My dad said he was told today it was "hotter than a crackheads crack pipe".

hotter than 2 naked women in a hot pepper patch

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Posted 22 June 2007 - 05:54 PM

QUOTE(cuteprissie @ Jun 22 2007, 5:38 pm) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hotter than 2 naked women in a hot pepper patch


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Posted 22 June 2007 - 07:17 PM

So hot that birds are using oven mits when picking up worms from the ground.....
As you go through life reaching for the top...

1. Your best friends will disappoint you.
2. Three or four things will happen on a daily basis you wished you could go back and change.
3. It gets lonely.
4. If you can't handle 1 and 3, get another job.


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Posted 22 June 2007 - 08:51 PM

It's so hot even Satan is begging God for rain.
"I want to be that man,
who loves the Lord with all his heart just like his word commands,
who takes a stand, and leads his family as he holds the Father's hand,
I want to be that man!"

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The Cross paved the way for Freedom!
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The anvil is unharmed - the hammers gone.


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Posted 22 June 2007 - 10:54 PM

So hot porta pottie's are now holding up signs "will work for water"....
As you go through life reaching for the top...

1. Your best friends will disappoint you.
2. Three or four things will happen on a daily basis you wished you could go back and change.
3. It gets lonely.
4. If you can't handle 1 and 3, get another job.


...carry on

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Posted 22 June 2007 - 11:57 PM

The other day someone at work said that it was hotter than a fire cracker lit on both ends.....

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Posted 23 June 2007 - 09:28 AM

It's hotter than the hinges of Helena..

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Posted 23 June 2007 - 09:35 AM

My saying have been used above, but  at least the humidity is low.  icon_biggrin.gif
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Posted 23 June 2007 - 11:34 AM

I've always used...

It's hotter than the devil's backside.


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Posted 23 June 2007 - 11:49 AM

...

Than a tater bug....

What is a tater bug and why are they hot?

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Posted 23 June 2007 - 11:55 AM

QUOTE(NathansGal @ Jun 23 2007, 11:49 am) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...

Than a tater bug....

What is a tater bug and why are they hot?


Tater bug = sow bug = pill bug = rolly polly, etc, etc. Why they are hot? They're hot cause they're fly. icon_wink.gif I dunno.
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Posted 23 June 2007 - 12:08 PM

My dear old Grand-Dad would say hotter than a whore in church without her panties on...
It was a dark and stormy night..........

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Posted 23 June 2007 - 03:11 PM

QUOTE(BlountWolf @ Jun 23 2007, 11:55 am) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Tater bug = sow bug = pill bug = rolly polly, etc, etc. Why they are hot? They're hot cause they're fly. icon_wink.gif I dunno.


Hmmmm....sounds plausible to me...

By the way...

It's drier than a powder house...

I'm just sayin'...

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Posted 23 June 2007 - 11:43 PM

QUOTE(BlountWolf @ Jun 23 2007, 11:55 am) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Tater bug = sow bug = pill bug = rolly polly, etc, etc. Why they are hot? They're hot cause they're fly. icon_wink.gif I dunno.


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#28 k4nwx@hamilton

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Posted 24 June 2007 - 11:05 AM

lol...some good ones have been posted...I heard this one somewhere long ago.....It's Hotter than a Fox in a Georgia forest fire!!




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